Summer school

sucks BAD. Why did I do it? English online? Really? Do I have a brain?

Wellp, on a more positive note, I'll birng you up to date with rockin' DOL's:

"Though you really should change, don’t do it for me."

"You made me lose my sparkle. I got it back now."

"It has been weeks, but I am still unable to differentiate my own smells from yours."

"I started a new relationship to show you it was easy for me to move on. Meanwhile, you’ve moved on and I’m now trapped."

"I tried my hardest not to fall asleep. I was sure that sharing a pillow with you and your smile was better than any dream I was going to have."

"You’ve left for the umpteenth time and I still can’t believe it feels as bad as losing the you first time. "

"I’ll remember you for the rest of my life, for both good and bad reasons, but I’m terrified you’ll forget me the second you leave."

"It hurts a lot when you don’t talk to me. It hurts more when you don’t talk about me."

"It has been a month. Please disembark from my train of thought."

"I didn’t want you to leave because I knew you’d never come back."

"Our first kiss was like a gateway drug. "

"I’ve been on an endless search for life-changing experiences to turn me back into the person I was before we met."

"I spend all day sending you telepathic messages that I will always love you (and that the Brewers are better than the Cubs)."

"I’m tired of feeling like I’m crazy because I think we’re communicating through Dear Old Love."

"It’s like a disease—you lie dormant for months, and just when I think I’m in the clear, another outbreak. Stop texting me."

"I don’t think I’m ever going to meet anyone more perfect for me than you were. I hope I’m wrong."

"The sad thing is, what I miss most are all the things I complained about when we were together."

"I know you’d be delighted to find out I regret breaking up with you. So you never, ever will."